Its funny.
I feel the excitement of finding an old friend online, I send a messge, and then no response. Odd....Must have not clicked send. I'll send another.....and I wait.....and wait....
Oh look...nope..not him.
Wait! I have mail...oh...Russian brides, yeah you did your market research buddy...Im all about a russian bride, are they male?? Nope...
Odd...I can see you read the email, why dont you respond? I thought we had something special, a friendship that transcended the BS.
I guess not.
Oh look new email, I can take a pill to get larger.......
Humph, just what I need to be... larger. Coulda sworn I had a shirt in my closet that says Im huge in Japan.
Sadly there are no magic pills to make everything better. Shame...I really could use a fuckitall.
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