I get in my car to head to work and I am pulled over two blocks from home. Great...OK, I can do this. I get the usual, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Quick check running through my head, ok swerved so I didn’t hit the old lady, no animals stuck to my grill, I haven’t went far enough to hit a light yet, so no... Can’t say that I do.
You've got a headlight out...SON;
I get two blocks down the road and another F'n cop pulls me over. Now for those that know me I am a pro cop supporter, but this is really trying my nerves...
I only have one other pet peeve that will get ya hit and that’s calling me BOY. I am no one’s boy. Must control fist o' death. Ok force a smile I still have time to get to work. Smiling I look up and ok your hot so I guess the temper can ease off a bit.
Ya know I can give ya a ticket? Really fucking give me a ticket just let me go! I have to get to work!
Lunch rolls around and its 45 mins to change the damn bulb, my hands are cut, and I’m in a mood.
Gotta love Mondays.
Good Grief! Awful. I am probably running on borrowed time til my next pull over. I got a warning from a cop that my valid tags are not displayed correctly. The people that I bought my van from had a license plate cover that obscured the bottom of the plate where the tags would be so they put them at the top corners of the plate. The cop told me that was punishable by a $200 fine and said I can just get a hair dryer to melt the glue, remove my license plate cover and re-affix them in the correct corners. I smiled and nodded when I really wanted to say, "Ok, I'll just get my 200 foot extension cord so I can use a hair dryer in my apartment parking lot, in order to try this idiotic idea that I already know won't work."
ReplyDeleteHe told me the way it was, he was thought I didn't have tags at all until he got off his motorcycle and got closer. If you can't tell if something is there or not because it is less than four inches from where you expect it to be, most doctors would consider you impaired. But of course he made it sound like he was doing me such a favor for not writing me a ticket. Also made sure he told me how expensive a burned out tail light ticket was, which was supposedly why he pulled me over.
gotta love it.
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